PG-13, Siwon/Everybody
girl!Siwon. Super Junior turns into girls on their respective birthday. Siwon slowly loses his patience.
This story is making the assumption that the whole band is still in Korea :) For his real birthday <3
Siwon preferred to celebrate his birthday in February with the fans, his family and his brothers in his normal body. Heck he was glad he even had a second birthday to celebrate as a normal person. It was a break from all the insanity that occurred almost on a monthly basis. He sighed heavily. Here we go again.
He had whispered to Sungmin hyung about keeping Heechul hyung away and locked his door twenty minutes ago. He then buried his head under the covers, willing himself to go to sleep for the longest possible time so he would have the least possible trauma in the days after. He groaned at the frantic knocks on the door and covered his head with the pillow.
Heechul hyung was trying to break in.
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Hankyung yawned. He wandered out of his bedroom and kicked Heechul in the thigh.
'Stop trying to break into his room Chul. It's three in the morning come to bed.'
Heechul pounced on Hankyung's back. 'Help me Hannie Siwonnie barricaded the door with like all his stuff. I picked the lock but I don't have the strength to break through.' He raised his arm in a triumphant gesture. 'Onward my Chinese horse!'
Hankyung rolled his eyes and shrugged the feminine man off his back. He threw all his weight into it and shouldered the door open with a loud grunt. He prodded the sleeping girl in the back.
'Get up Siwon-ah.'
'Go away hyung,' The sleeping girl mumbled.
'If I have to be up and dealing with Heechul, you're getting up too.' Hankyung grabbed an arm and pulled as hard as he could but he fell on his ass. It was only with alot of pushing and pulling alternatingly did he finally manage to drag Siwon off the bed.
Good grief, Hankyung thought, why when Siwon transformed, he retained all his muscles, he would never know.
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'I look ridiculous.'
'If you try and run into your room again I swear I will put oil into your shampoo and facial wash. Don't you dare cross me,' Heechul's eyes flashed.
Siwon sighed resignedly in her skinny jeans and crop top. The seams on the jeans were already threatened to pop and she sighed again. 'Hyung I think gain some weight after bulking up for Athena and all that you know. I'm not the same size I was last year.'
'Damn your muscles,' Heechul huffed and puffed as he struggled to fit the glittery belt around her waist. 'There!' He stood up and dabbed at the perspiration on his forehead daintily. 'Now walk.'
Siwon wobbled in the heels, wondering why in the world didn't she just pick Heechul up and lock him in the bathroom. Respect my hyungs, respect my hyungs, she slowly chanted to herself.
Heechul clapped his hands excitedly.
'Now it is time to do your makeup and hair!'
Siwon clenched her fists slowly, cracking each knuckle ominously.
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Inwardly singing hymns over and over again to calm herself, she managed to survive through the makeup process and the rest of the day, finally arriving at dinner. Cheering inside, she sat at the dinner table and beamed graciously at all the members, especially Leeteuk who was bearing a cake carefully to the table. She clapped her hands gently and gracefully folded her hands in her lap.
Only a few more hours to go.
After a particularly boisterous version of Happy Birthday by the members and a few presents, Siwon flopped onto the couch and rearranged her legs modestly to relax with some television and with his beloved Coke in hand. And had almost an hour of peace before Heechul dropped into the seat next to her, picked up the can and drained all the Coke in the can. Siwon stared in shock before gaping at Heechul.
Everybody in the band knew she hated it when somebody else took her Coke.
'Yah!' Siwon lost it. The accumulation of the day's events were too much and she picked Heechul up by the scruff of his neck and threw him into his bedroom. She then stomped back into her room to calm herself and wait out the rest of her birthday.
Ryeowook peeked out of his own bedroom carefully. 'Coast is clear everyone!'
The rest of the members poured out of the rooms.
'Well I guess Heechul hyung won the bet,' Donghae shrugged. 'Siwonnie is really easier to piss off when he's a girl.'
They all shot a look at Siwon's bedroom, where she was reciting verses out loud to herself.
'Never again,' Leeteuk shook his head sadly
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